46. Another good Mikey's Funnies to share:
This be the funnies sent out today. It's not too funny until i got to the statement I highlighted in RED. After I read it, it describes my "condition" so well that I'm beginning to think I really am too intense :) heh heh heh. I'm sure those of you who've been following my blog knows why it's funny too. I think I've become too philosophical :) Time for me to loosen up.
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE TOO INTENSE WHEN...
~ You can achieve a "runner's high" by sitting up.
~ You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you've said it before.
~ The sun is SO loud.
~ Trees begin chasing you.
~ You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
~ You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip solution of espresso.
~ You can hear mimes.
~ You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
~ Things become "very clear."
~ You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you've said it before.
~ You ask the drive-through attendant if you can get your order to go.
~ You keep yelling "STOP TOUCHING ME!!!" even though you are the only one in the room.
~ Your heart beats in 7/8 time.
~ You and Reality file for divorce.
~ You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.
~ You can skip without a rope.
~ It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
~ You have great revelations concerning Life, the Universe, and Everything Else, but can't quite find the words for them before the white glow disappears, leaving you more confused than before.
~ You can travel without moving.
~ Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
~ You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.
~ You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you've said it before...
~ Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, it was like losing your best friend.
This be the funnies sent out today. It's not too funny until i got to the statement I highlighted in RED. After I read it, it describes my "condition" so well that I'm beginning to think I really am too intense :) heh heh heh. I'm sure those of you who've been following my blog knows why it's funny too. I think I've become too philosophical :) Time for me to loosen up.
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE TOO INTENSE WHEN...
~ You can achieve a "runner's high" by sitting up.
~ You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you've said it before.
~ The sun is SO loud.
~ Trees begin chasing you.
~ You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
~ You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip solution of espresso.
~ You can hear mimes.
~ You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
~ Things become "very clear."
~ You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you've said it before.
~ You ask the drive-through attendant if you can get your order to go.
~ You keep yelling "STOP TOUCHING ME!!!" even though you are the only one in the room.
~ Your heart beats in 7/8 time.
~ You and Reality file for divorce.
~ You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.
~ You can skip without a rope.
~ It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
~ You have great revelations concerning Life, the Universe, and Everything Else, but can't quite find the words for them before the white glow disappears, leaving you more confused than before.
~ You can travel without moving.
~ Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
~ You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.
~ You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you've said it before...
~ Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, it was like losing your best friend.
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