I'm blur this morning :) This is what happens when one stays awake till 3:30am (Mental note: watching Astro can severely hinder progress of clearing paperwork!).
Tonite I'm suppose to go for Mun Kit's bachelor nite. We'll see how motivated I am after work. I might attend church service at BEDSIDE Baptist Church. I sense strong annointing there tonite. Heh heh heh.
To keep myself awake, I make myself laugh. My favourites are in BOLD :) My favouritest is in RED :)
These are the laws of the natural universe:
~ Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
~ Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
~ Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
~ Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
~ Variation Law: If you change lines or traffic lanes, the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
~ Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
~ Law of Lines: When you walk IN the grocery store, there's never anyone in the checkout line.
~ Inverse Hair Dryer Law: You're sure you hear the phone ringing in the background, until you turn the hair dryer off.
~ Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
~ Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
~ Law of Bio mechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
~ Theater Law: At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last.
~ Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
~ Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
~ Law of Natural Attraction: If you and your date are the only two on a five-mile stretch of beach, the family of five will set up right next to you.
~ Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
~ Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
~ Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
~ Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
~ Law of the Last Word: "Hey, watch this!"
~ Theory of Absolute Certainty: Do not take life too seriously, because in the end, you won't come out alive anyway.
In the end, after a nice long nap, went out with the guys. Finally met Tomoko after she's been here for more than a week. After hanging out at Sega's went over to McDonald's Green Lane. It seems that the place is open till 3am during the weekends and the drive thru is open 24hrs. I ordered 21pcs nuggets thinking I'm getting help finishing it. Wrong! I had to eat 15pcs. *Burp!*
Tonite I'm suppose to go for Mun Kit's bachelor nite. We'll see how motivated I am after work. I might attend church service at BEDSIDE Baptist Church. I sense strong annointing there tonite. Heh heh heh.
To keep myself awake, I make myself laugh. My favourites are in BOLD :) My favouritest is in RED :)
These are the laws of the natural universe:
~ Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
~ Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
~ Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
~ Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
~ Variation Law: If you change lines or traffic lanes, the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
~ Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
~ Law of Lines: When you walk IN the grocery store, there's never anyone in the checkout line.
~ Inverse Hair Dryer Law: You're sure you hear the phone ringing in the background, until you turn the hair dryer off.
~ Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
~ Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
~ Law of Bio mechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
~ Theater Law: At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last.
~ Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
~ Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
~ Law of Natural Attraction: If you and your date are the only two on a five-mile stretch of beach, the family of five will set up right next to you.
~ Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
~ Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
~ Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
~ Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
~ Law of the Last Word: "Hey, watch this!"
~ Theory of Absolute Certainty: Do not take life too seriously, because in the end, you won't come out alive anyway.
In the end, after a nice long nap, went out with the guys. Finally met Tomoko after she's been here for more than a week. After hanging out at Sega's went over to McDonald's Green Lane. It seems that the place is open till 3am during the weekends and the drive thru is open 24hrs. I ordered 21pcs nuggets thinking I'm getting help finishing it. Wrong! I had to eat 15pcs. *Burp!*
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